"All dead"; Kate teaches elementary students

A typical day in Kate's advanced elementary class:

Who else would use an ESL lesson plan with the terms "failed miserably," "symbol," "cultures and religions," "secretary general," and "conference"?

This class is filled with the brightest of our cohort (best is debatable). I had them for two weeks until Kate maliciously stole them from me. I looked forward to this class so much at the end of the day! Now my last class has been replaced with the "My name is Tyren, you die" crowd.

Kate lost her voice (again) today. She's showing the kinders YouTube videos of Feist singing on Sesame Street.